What Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Will Do To You...

Yeah, you're here for the same reason I am. To elevate our collective fashion sense. To ascend and become more... fabulous. We want the same thing, you and I. To shit rainbows out of our asses, to carry whatever we're wearing with such confidence and poise that everyone who looks at us just gets a nosebleed.

That's what Jojo's Bizarre Adventure does to you.

I mean, look at this.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Fashion Style

 

Another important question that we usually ask ourselves when we watch Jojo is - "Yo is this gay?" Let me tell you, it's absolutely not. It's most definitely not.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Gay Scene

It's literally the straightest Anime ever.

It just causes you to spend more time with your homies, kiss them on their cheeks and tell them that they look amazing. It's just bros being bros. It's like Brokeback Mountain, but you say no homo after. I promise.

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Sexy Fanfic

 

Yooo... Uh goddamn man haha... They do be looking kinda cool and fabulous... and hot... haha... no homo amirite folks?

W-What's happening guys...

 

Before I lose myself completely please have a look at our Jojo Collection... I think I'm gonna go for now... I-I need more Jojo...

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